In a generational shift that some claim threatens the fabric of existence and the sanity of all humanity, surveys show that worship of the Elder Dark is at a record low for one particular group--millennials.
Bob Rawlins is worried. "When I was growing up in the 1950s, I made my obeisance before the Manifold Insanity every night, uttering the invocations to satiate the Watchers Just Beyond and keep them at bay for one day longer. But young people now aren't prepared to make the necessary sacrifices."
I remind him that human sacrifice was deemed unnecessary and illegal in 1985, and animal sacrifice in 2009.
"Well I don't mean literally," he says, though there's a note of longing to his tone.